9/1/08

DI-I-VER-SI-TEEE, I LOVE YA!

DI-I-VER-SI-TEEE, I LOVE YA!
(Tune: "Arrivederci, Roma")
"...This is to reach out to what I consider underrepresented
ethnic and racial minorities." -- Memo from VADM. Fowler, Supt.

Diversity, I love ya!
Goodbye to Unity--
Take in all the folks
With foreign features,
Welcome all the weird
Galactic creatures
Properly!

The Word's come down from Sinai,
We must Diversify--
Girls from Arkansas
Or Minnesota,
Call it anything
But NOT a quota,
Or you'll fry!

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